A POEM OF ACCOUNTS
IN THE JOURNAL PAPER OF MY HEART,
I HAVE WRITTEN A JOURNAL ENTRY
DEBITING MY LOVE & CREDITING MY AFFECTION,
NOW PARTNER , YOU WRITE THE NARRATION.
YOUR BEAUTY IS CAPITAL OF OUR BUSINESS,
AND YOUR EYES ARE STOCK IN TRADE.
NOW LET US ENTER INTO A TRANSACTION,
WITHOUT PROVIDING DEPRECIATION.
YOUR FIRST LOVE , I HAVE ALREADY INDICATED,
ON THE LEDGER FOLIO COLUMN.
ANYWAY OUR REALIZATION ARE BASED ON
DOUBLE ENTRY SYSTEM.
OUR LOVE IS REAL AND TANGIBLE,
WHICH CAN BE REALIZED,
INTEREST ON THE SAME CAN BE CAPITALIZED.
PARTNER YOU ARE LIKE A CONTRA - ENTRY,
YOU ARE ON MY DEBIT SIDE & CREDITSIDE
BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
CAN IT BE POSTED INTO LEDGER ?
THAT YOU DECIDE.
AND SO MY PARTNER , NOW LET US RECTIFY
ALL OUR ERRORS AND TOTAL THE TRIAL BALANCE OF OUR AFFAIRS
AND EMOTIONS
A POEM OF ACCOUNTS
WITHOUT MAINTAING ANY SUSPENSE A/C AND
ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE TRIAL BALANCE
IN THE BALANCE SHEET OF OUR LIFE.
OUR CHILDREN WILL BE ASSET & LIABILITIES
IF THEY ARE BOYS , SHALL WE CALL
THEM SUNDRY DEBTORS ?
IF THEY ARE GIRLS WE CALL THEM
SUNDRY CREDITORS.
BUT IF WE HAVE A BOY & A GIRL,
OUR BALANCE SHEET WILL TALLY AUTOMATICALLY
AND THE AUDITOR WILL CERTIFY LIKE THIS,
THE ACCOUNTS SHOW A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY
BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE IS ACCOUNTS.
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Nice Poem
ReplyDeleteA very good attempt! Pls concentrate on the punctuation marks also..
ReplyDeletereally a very good poem, interesting one
ReplyDeletewhy i am crediting affection ???
ReplyDeleteI am not too happy with the definition attached to the boy and the girl of the lovely couple as sundry debtors and sundry creditors
ReplyDeleteReally a good one.
ReplyDeleteThe poem would be read differently by different people based on their individual perception of it - but one thing which I find and which everyone would agree, is the ART OF CREATIVITY. The manner the poet has correlated love and affection with debit and credit is noteworthy. It only shows that the poet is an acumen in love and accounts. Really a worth attempt.
Dear Sir, a small poem for you when you read the comments as posted.
Debit - the positive comments.
Credit - Non-positive comments.
Regards
Nice One...
ReplyDeleteNice poem
ReplyDeletecongrates
one correction
eyes can not be sale so cant be stock in trade but should be fixed assets and then you can enter into transaction without depreciation.
If you want to give somebody a big punishment, make him read this poem.
ReplyDeleteI am falling short of words to "appreciate" this poem.. at this time, I think I was Captain Haddock !!!
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